Deucin

to drop the deuce, to poop, crapping, takin a #2, paintin the choco picture if u will...

darrell's in the bathroom deucin right now, his lady better hope he dont get no splash back on the diggy branch...

i cant answer the door right now, im deucin..

by the rolemodel July 9, 2009

deucin'

To hold two cigarettes in one hand and smoke them both at the same time.

Man did you see that? That dude was deucin' it up!

by Jack McKnight August 6, 2007

deucin out

To leave a place, conversation or anything else that you could remove yourself from, also can be used when you are going to bed.

" The cops are about to bust this place i'm deucin out"

" It's getting late, i'm deucin out"

by edougy March 28, 2009

Deucin and Newsin

The act of deucing and reading the news. An individual sits on a toilet and simultaneously reads the news. It is one of the known arts of deucing

Guy 1: Yo what you doin? Yo you deucing and staring?

Guy 2: Nah, Im reading the news and deucin. Im Deucin and Newsin.

by SOGOANDGETYOMONEYDUFFLEBAGBOY February 5, 2017

Wifi Deucin'

Takin' a crap on company time and using a wi-fi compatible device to check the scores or an email, surf, etc. on a restroom break.

John: Dude! You were gone for like 40 mins!

Coworker: yeah I took my 15 min break, but then I had to take a crap before the end of my shift and was Wifi deucin'!

John: Huh?

Coworker: Got an Ipod Touch?

by BobbyO417 June 18, 2010