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deucebanger 

A men's bathroom that would appear small (for one person), but upon entering realizing there is actually use for two (urinal and toilet).
(in bathroom line, to the male in front of you waiting seemingly for the bathroom door to open): "Dude you can roll in, it's a deucebanger."
deucebanger by McGrapeNutts December 10, 2009
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Douchebanger 

A douchebanger is a girl who repeatedly has sex or hooks up with complete douchebags. She may be slightly aware or completely in denial. She does it on a regular basis, and has not been well exposed to other types of men... normal guys who have manners, normal taste in clothing, and know how to treat a lady
"Wow she's such a douchebanger, I can't believe she's going home with that douche-sack." Girls who usually have low sel-esteem or think they know what is "cool" sleep with douchebags. Therefore, she is a douchebanger.
Douchebanger by Kitty Ellen March 22, 2009

Douchebanger 

Some one who is a fuck up, slow, retarded, or screws others over. All derogatory words fit this word.
That guy is such a Douchebanger!
Douchebanger by MisterTim December 10, 2009

douchebanger 

a type of mostly sucky, somewhat compulsory gathering or get-together marked by the attendance of primarily douchebags and douchebaguettes.
I'm totally pissed I have to go to this karaoke retirement party for my boss, it's going to be a total douchebanger.
douchebanger by kbesque July 6, 2010

doucebagery 

Teenie: omgawzz!!! LOL! LOL! i'm hawt! wana siberzz? im awwll wet! LOLLLZZ! tell me u look lyke beji madden!
Me: What??
Teenie: oh nvmzzXz. i dunt want 2 git pregnut!
Me: Please, i beg of you, take your inane doucebagery elsewhere. Everytime you make a comment my IQ drops a few points.
Teenie: *dies from a massive brain aneurism*

Dudebanger 

One who has sex with dudes and/or gets penetrated repeatedly by dudes.
"That flamboyant person has got to be a dudebanger"

"Christina is a dudebanger for sure."
Dudebanger by Skyball1er February 4, 2009

Douchebanger 

Person that has anal sex with a Douchebag OR A Douchemoron.
Go screw your douchebag boyfriend you douchebanger.
Douchebanger by shoromeo December 21, 2008
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