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Desert Island Dick 

When a woman is so sexually charged she treats a man's penis with an extreme amount of attention for a prolonged period during any particular sex session. The reference is that she's acting like it might be the only penis she has seen, or may see, for a considerable amount of time; i.e., like she's on a deserted island and just found it.

An extremely long head session.
Billy always likes to sleep with fat chicks because they give him desert island dick in appreciation.

Susan loved her birthday present so much she treated her boyfriend to some desert island dick that night.

Desert Island

Idiom which means: The best thing you wish to have as if you imprisoned in a desert island.
Ashraf What would you take onto a desert island? e.g: book, favorite music, water
Desert Island by Ashraf101 January 19, 2009

Desert Island

A masturbation technique in which a man rips the wings off of a fly, takes a bath and places the wingless fly on the head of his erect penis. The masturbater allows the fly to walk over the tip of the erect penis (like a castaway on a desert island) until the man ejaculates.
Hey Dennis, can you catch me a fly... I think I want to take a Desert Island after dinner.
Desert Island by lunchboxes September 8, 2006

Desert Island

Where one takes the very best works of art.
"Hey Ozzy Osbourne, what ten British albums would you take to a desert island?"
"Revolver, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, Band on the Run, So, Dark Side of the Moon, Abbey Road, Imagine, Blizzard of Ozz, Led Zeppelin, and Machine Head."
Desert Island by Conrade November 29, 2006

Mount Desert Island, Maine 

Home of Acadia National Park, Mount Desert Island High school, and home to the worlds most bad ass people. The Backside is the best place to be on MDI, and Southwest Harbor people are wanna-be-backsiders.
I'm a REAL backsider, from tremont on Mount Desert Island, maine!...bub.

desert island person 

The one person you would want with you if you were stranded on a desert island.
Megan Fox is definitely my desert island person.