joy despret 

she's a meddling pest infestation of the walls, yes she is, that's not very happening. she and her other joys desprets are not very stunning. she's arrived.

"oh my goodness me joy despret is stealing from the fridge, how very dare she"

joy despret by stunningpancakes_ July 17, 2020

joy despret 

lobster thermidor stealing wrench.

‘Let’s kill all the joy desprets’ -Juno Birch

joy despret by dryocean June 8, 2020

Desparate Douchebag 

A guy who will say or do anything and everything to get a girlfriend, usually not caring who it is. Often categorized by talking to as many girls as possible and acting interested in all of them until one actually shows interest back, at which time, they will immediately blow off all the others and shift their attention to the one person (this is rare, because they usually fail majorly at flirting). If they do manage a relationship, it usually will turn into an obsessive one, with them most likely telling their significant other that they love them within the first few weeks.

Can be compared to someone who is "pussy whipped", as these guys often will do anything to make themselves look better to a girl. Including lieing about themselves, putting the girl before his guy friends, and "cockblocking" others who the girl may show interest in.

Guy1:Did you hear that desparate douchebag Tim finally got a girl to like him?

Guy2: Really? How'd he manage that one?

Guy1: He told her that he loved her.

Guy: Wow, ya think that would just freak someone out?

Desparate Douchebag by madskillz99 June 29, 2009

despret

when someone is so sad they look for people to go out with online

christina:stacey posted skankilicious new pics on myspace yesterday
rosie:how despret!

despret by ninjasquids March 26, 2009

desparate 

When horny males over the age of 16 follow and hook up with girls of the age of 14 and under.

male #1: dude lets sneak out to jenna's house tonight! i hear shes having a sleep over with her friends so there will be plenty of underage chicks to go around!

male #2: niceee man im in!

male#3: I havent gotten any in a month! im desparate!

desparate by yankeesfan2200 July 24, 2009

Desparate Sandwich 

A threesome that results from three people that are hardly attracted to each other, if at all, but the convenience of presence, and the desire of sex is too great

Dude, I was with Dave and Sarah last night, and it ended in a Desparate Sandwich.

Desparate Sandwich by Yanoszthegreat June 17, 2018

desparity 

A heavily butchered version of "despair". It is not to be confused with "disparity", despite matching that word more closely in spelling.

Mike: "I am going to have a desparity attack if I don't do well on the test"
Bob: "what"

desparity by craftablescience July 3, 2021