Shitting on your boss's desk when you have acquired enough money to retire early from your job. Especially applies if you hate your job.
"My well-balanced portfolio of mid-cap stocks, REITs, and blue-chip cryptos finally pushed me over the finish line. Deskfecation is finally on the menu!"
"I became a Dogecoin millionaire last week and deskfecated, but it crashed and I'm rekt, wat do? Beg for my job back?"
"I became a Dogecoin millionaire last week and deskfecated, but it crashed and I'm rekt, wat do? Beg for my job back?"
by ethfinancesendsitsregards May 8, 2021
Similar to deskfecation, but a modification that entails shitting in the top drawer of a coworker’s desk with seniority.
Our boss said he’d been going over security footage but can't discern who pulled off the desecration by deskfecation because no cameras were in his office. Basically without a smoking turd it's a cold case now.
by shithouse_poet42 May 25, 2023