In order to prevent patrons from urinating on the toilet seat, we are making the first stall in our men's room a 'designated shitter.'
by Robert Sacamano November 18, 2014
The avetard that drives even though each and everyone of them is baked as shit. Usually this is froomie because he has the highest weed tolerance. The dab rig fucks all these dudes up so they want to go eat and one has to end up driving even though they are high.
Shit, we all baked but froomie said he can be designated driver even though he's baked as fuck and drive us to food.
by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019
Responsible partiers choose a Designated Driver to drive during a night of debauchery. The Designated Drunk is chosen by the Driver.
The Designated Drunk assumes responsibility for all drink offers given to the Driver. The Designated Drunk will take all offers of toasts, shots, and drinking competitions in place of the Driver.
The Designated Drunk assumes responsibility for all drink offers given to the Driver. The Designated Drunk will take all offers of toasts, shots, and drinking competitions in place of the Driver.
Random drunk: "Hey dude! Come have a shot with me!"
Designated Driver: "Gary, you're DD. Take that shot for me."
Gary: "Alright."
Designated Driver: "Gary, you're DD. Take that shot for me."
Gary: "Alright."
by Sanzone September 29, 2005
a passenger who reads and replies to any and all text messages recieved on the drivers phone, thus alowing the driver to focus on the road and not hit anything or get pulled over for reckless driving.
Guy 1: "Woah, i almost hit that telephone pole back there, Dude you should be my designated texter "
Guy 2: "Yeah no problem bro"
Guy 2: "Yeah no problem bro"
by jdcftb12 August 5, 2008
The complete opposite of a designated driver. A person who always get's smashed and drinks alcohol like it's nothing. May possibly drive you to the club but not back home. If it's you and the designated drinker expect to only have one drink because your driving home unless you want a smashed car.
"Fuck a wristband, lets all do a keg stand. I'm like cheech and chong hittin up the beer bong. When the cops show up they're gonna get the finger and I don't give a fuck. Cause I'm the designated drinker."
by Chantel Cliche November 10, 2009
1. A mixture of fictional characters brought on by a delusion of success and misappropriated sense of self-worth and importance.
2. Overheard ramblings of an insanely medding and micro-managing type of business owner who has her head so far up her own ass, she can see her own motionless leathery heart as it always has been: useless.
2. Overheard ramblings of an insanely medding and micro-managing type of business owner who has her head so far up her own ass, she can see her own motionless leathery heart as it always has been: useless.
"Design-a-Clancy Alliance-Goody Design-a-Clancy Alliance-Goody Design-a-Clancy Alliance-Goody Design-a-Clancy Alliance-Goody"
by Earache Baranski October 16, 2007
A profession that everyone thinks they know something about, when in reality, is very technical and requires extensive knowledge of history, fashion, architecture, building codes, art, and the basic principles and elements of design.
Practiced by an "interior designer," or "designer," for short.
Practiced by an "interior designer," or "designer," for short.
by speakingthetruth June 13, 2008