The process by which a man, having stimulated himself to a degree great enough to have obtained a boner, just at the point that his beloved crouches down to suckle upon his manhood, spins around so that his phallous collides verily with her cheek and allows him to fart on her face.
Deidre: What's that black about, Elizabeth?
Elizabeth: A Whirling Dervish from Reginald.
Deidre: Oh, Is that why your face smells?
Elizabeth: No.
Elizabeth: A Whirling Dervish from Reginald.
Deidre: Oh, Is that why your face smells?
Elizabeth: No.
by 535 February 21, 2011
the process of banging a braod while she is in the upright sitting position while you are lying down on your back and she is whirling in circles like no other and as soon as she gets too dizy to not know where she is you whip it out and go all over her face!!
by BoGO 69 May 14, 2006
The act of cornholing a Muslim (Not required, however) transvestite in the ass missionary style and observing his/her dick moving in a circular motion.
Joe: "Hey dude, I got this hooker last night and 'she' ended up being a 'he'! I ended up giving a whirling dervish!"
Bob: "Dude......"
Bob: "Dude......"
by The Drizz July 9, 2012
When one is doing their girl from behind and he sticks a finger in her brown eye, pulls it out and swips his finger across her mouth, between her upper lip and nose. She then spins on him like a tiger with a pine cone stuck in his ass. Thus--a whirling dervish; also known as the dirty sanchez
by Ernest T. Bass February 13, 2013
dervishness quantifies the state of being dhulbahante
by readyforthemoon55 July 14, 2020
she's in dervish ground
by readyforthemoon55 July 21, 2020
she's a dervish nationalist
by readyforthemoon55 July 13, 2020