The word derp actually derives from the acronym D.E.R.P which stands for the "Disgruntled Employee Retaliation Program" and is used when you are intentionally causing a job related derp. Derping is considered a verb.

The act of "derping" or "D.E.R.P-ing" can either be physical or verbal in nature and is always done intentionally... or maybe not if you're lucky.
Examples of derping are as follows:

1. Peter, Samir and I took the company car to lunch yesterday and in the act of derping we almost had all four wheels of the car off the ground. It was awesome!!!

2. You hate your job so much that you keep breaking the copy machine intenionally, but of course nobody knows this. ...Unfortunately, this will often lead you to overhear the statement "I hate this printer it never freaking works."

3. Someone hates their job at the Hamburger Hut so much that they like to tell people Hamburger Hut undercooks the beef patties just so people won't eat there.
by meesolab November 14, 2010
verb
1. To smoke cannabis.
2. To inhale the smoke or vapor of cannabis or to consume and edible form of cannabis (brownie, cookie, etc.).

noun
1. Cannabis.
2. A joint or blunt containing cannabis.
verb
"Let's go derp in the forest!"

noun
"Hey man, you got any derp?"
by heroofguitar322 November 12, 2011
a derp is an unflattering photo of a person's contorted face taken by mistake
usually makes the person seeing the photo laugh and the person in the photo cry with shame
Google "derp" and try not to laugh.
by katherineeee! November 15, 2010
The face made by Gerard Piqué of Spain (a.k.a. The Herp Derp King).
Piqué is herpderpin' at the World Cup.

-Piqué sees a ball-

Piqué: DERP!
by BEASTLYBEAST12345678901 July 27, 2010
A comment, somewhat incoherent and illogical, that attempts to sound profound. Often a symptom of Obama Derangement Syndrome.
Politician: "Our opponent...is someone who sees America, it seems, as being so imperfect, imperfect enough, that he's palling around with terrorists who would target their own country. "

Sensible Viewer: "That is some considerable derp."
by Nebulious June 20, 2010
The vocal sound to describe a act of dumb, or a view/image of dumb, seen as a meme, and used on image boards(websites unlisted for certain reasons).
derp!
by Crausy December 31, 2010
Has several meanings, but used in a situation where someone has done/said something retarded, and so "derp" is a socially acceptable to say post-retardedness.

This meaning is most commonly used (originally, atleast) in Coventry, England.

Pronounced "durrp." See "yarp" from the film "Hot Fuzz" The way Michael says "yarp" is similar in the way you say "derp."
Person 1: Omg, i thought i saw a cat, but it was a dog, but yeah. I failed alll my gcses.

Person 2: Derp. (retard face)
by Shaun-e-e-e September 08, 2010
boobies that are lopsided or have unaligned nipples
Hayley Williams, Edward Cullen, and Taylor all have derps.
by underpy August 11, 2010

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