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116.
A derp is the guy in the bright clubby striped shirt who waits in line for 2 hours to get into, well, a club. Granted, it’s nighttime, but the derp still wears the euro-trash sunglasses. The derp has far too much pomade in his hair. On top of this, the derp acts like he is a member of high-society, when in fact the derp is actually just high-maintenance white trash.
let's get out of this bar, it's loaded with derps.
by fycfan#1 March 31, 2005
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A word used by a narrator who doesn't want to show /don't remember the identity of a character fom the story that he tells...The word was created and used frequently by 9gagers...users of 9gag.com for shorter and funnier storyes
"So i was with my friend Derp at this super cool club and there were so much cool people derping around.."
by 9gager February 28, 2012
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58.
A derp is a dumbass. Someone who always has a stupid look on their face. Also someone who never contributes anything of worth to anything ever. A worthless piece of shit.
Used in a sentence:

"That kid is a derp!"
by KingoftheDerpssss February 02, 2012
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59.
A universal word for anything
"that movie was derping awesome"

"derp you"
by Thatsoontobebuffblackguy November 13, 2011
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60.
Degradingly erotic reproductive practices, recommended only for the most masochistic, wanton harlots. Subject usually has difficulty walking for like a day.
Shut yo' mouth and open yo' legs, bitch, yo' in for some srs derp.
by usernameunavailable November 09, 2011
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61.
When one is blazed and attempts to leave a party/chief session.
Yo guys, I gotta get home, boutta derp.
by dixon yamada October 01, 2011
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62.
The state of being cross-eyed and generally looking stupid, possibly with some showing of teeth for effect. Being derp can be voluntary or involuntary
You would be derp if you lost your retainer, were perplexed by something etc.
by Daraghderp November 13, 2010
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63.
Indicating retardation in both speech and thought; incomprehensible guttoral sounds intended as English predominantly spoken in the South. See also Southern Accent
Southerner: "Derp-de-DERP! Twang, twannnggg......"

Northerner: "WTF did he just say???"

Southerner: "Derp-de-DOOOO!!! Heheheh!"

Northerner: "Fuck it, I'll find I-95 on a map. Thanks anyway."
by Buck_Turgidson October 05, 2010
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