to receive intimate, passionate, and/or erotic favors from one's sneaky link all while doing cartwheels like Fergie during the National Anthem.
by abby (abster) November 23, 2022
by Tom Simons March 14, 2007
The act of running rampid around a small four walled room while useing two hands to caresses ones lower region to point of eruption. You can rate your preformance by the ammount of white fluids that cover the wall.
Rooms such as parents room, bedroom, dinningroom, class room, principles office and jail cell are perfect examples of areas that the derk jerk would be most effective.
Rooms such as parents room, bedroom, dinningroom, class room, principles office and jail cell are perfect examples of areas that the derk jerk would be most effective.
Bryce: Hey, what did you do last night?
Aaron: I did the Derk Jerk in my mothers room!
Bryce: Awsome im going to do that tonight in my sisters room
*High five*
Aaron: I did the Derk Jerk in my mothers room!
Bryce: Awsome im going to do that tonight in my sisters room
*High five*
by Houdini Master May 1, 2008
slang for "dirk wad" or "ass hole". Frequently used in the praries of Canada and the United States. Very mean and should not be used unnecessarily
Bob: "OMG Mandy you slept with my brother!?!? You are SUCH a derk hole!!!"
Mandy: "I know, I'm sorry. I'll never contact you again."
Mandy: "I know, I'm sorry. I'll never contact you again."
by abcREALZ April 9, 2010
by Fritz Haarmann January 7, 2009
Dirty Derk is when the winner of a board game removes all clothing and slaps his dick across the faces of all the players he
defeated until erect. Once erect, the board game champion will proceed to masturbate until climax, aiming his ejaculate at the worst player of the game.
defeated until erect. Once erect, the board game champion will proceed to masturbate until climax, aiming his ejaculate at the worst player of the game.
by mmmmpaintchips June 25, 2023
Dirty Derk is a playful nickname given to an exceptionally charismatic individual who possesses a keen enthusiasm for board games, a deep appreciation for the musical stylings of Gwar, and happens to exude an undeniable handsomeness. This term is often used affectionately to describe someone who effortlessly combines their love for strategic tabletop gaming, an affinity for headbanging to Gwar's intense performances, and an overall captivating physical presence. Dirty Derk serves as a reminder that being intellectually engaging, having diverse musical tastes, and possessing charm can coexist harmoniously, making for an incredibly dynamic and appealing individual.
If you haven't met Dirty Derk, you're missing out. He's one of the best people everrr!
by mmmmpaintchips June 23, 2023