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derpaholic 

self explanatory. when you derp so much that it has become an addiction. soon after you become a derpaholic, you will most likely contract derpes, whether you give it to yourself from derping too much or a derpes positive person will give it to you.
Michael: "Derp derp derp derp derp derp!!!" Brandon: "Get away from me you derpaholic psychopath!" Michael: "Embrace the derp!!"

dabaholic 

"A lil dab'l do ya!"

Similar to an alcoholic, but for weed. A dabaholic is known for taking dabs 24/7 and still being able to function. Dabs are a thc concentrate made with butane or alcohol. The phrase "We just tryin to fuction" resonates with dabaholics everywhere. True dabholics prefer shatter over other types of bho, because they know, that's the only way to dab.

Its not the healthiest way to smoke, but you get really high every time. Make sure you know who the fuck made your oil, so you dont get poisoned.
Dab Man - "If you don't got the shatter, the rest don't matter."
2- "Shut the fuck up, your just a dabaholic"
Dab Man - "More dabs!"
Person 2 - 'Shakes head and shrugs, there's nothing they can do about it, hes a fucking dabaholic'
dabaholic by thenakeddabman May 22, 2014

Herbaholic

An alternative title for those who use cannabis on a regular basis.
Dans always stoned, he's such a herbaholic!

Debiholic 

man and or women addicted too using a Debit card.
Albert says that his wife Latoya is a debiholic.
Debiholic by Albert Hardin January 8, 2008

Dabaholic 

Either when you dab whilst holding alcohol or to say how addicted to dabbing someone is.
Damn that Tommy don't stop dabbing! He a dabaholic!
Dabaholic by ON HO October 15, 2016
Used to describe a person, or animal that is addicted to the worlds greatest carbonated, and caffinated beverage, Mountain Dew.
Ryan: "Hello everyone"
Everyone: "Hi Ryan"
Ryan: "My names Ryan, and im a Dewaholic"
dewaholic by MiniTrucker July 23, 2006