self explanatory. when you derp so much that it has become an addiction. soon after you become a derpaholic, you will most likely contract derpes, whether you give it to yourself from derping too much or a derpes positive person will give it to you.
Michael: "Derp derpderp derp derp derp!!!" Brandon: "Get away from me you derpaholic psychopath!" Michael: "Embrace the derp!!"
Similar to an alcoholic, but for weed. A dabaholic is known for taking dabs 24/7 and still being able to function. Dabs are a thc concentrate made with butane or alcohol. The phrase "We just tryin to fuction" resonates with dabaholics everywhere. True dabholics prefer shatter over other types of bho, because they know, that's the only way to dab.
Its not the healthiest way to smoke, but you get really high every time. Make sure you know who the fuck made your oil, so you dont get poisoned.
Dab Man - "If you don't got the shatter, the rest don't matter."
2- "Shut the fuck up, your just a dabaholic"
Dab Man - "More dabs!"
Person 2 - 'Shakes head and shrugs, there's nothing they can do about it, hes a fucking dabaholic'