depreshun 

fake depression

Girl 1: Melody Gay said she suffers from crippling depression
Girl 2: Yeah, depreSHUN tehehe xD

depreshun by exposed_2020 February 6, 2017

depreshun 

Depreshun is a disease most nine year olds say they have NoT fOr AtTeNtIon

The symptoms are listening to billie eillish, having a vIbE, feeling connected to the song trainwreck.

9 year old 1- Guys... i have to tell you something

9 year old 2-yeah what
9 year old 1- i have depreshun *cutely bites nail

Me :)- *slaps

depreshun by Poppy swaggers July 2, 2021

depresshun

When your friend is depressed and wants to be left alone, shunning society to go curl up in his/her emo corner.

I heard Kate broke up with her boyfriend, so I tried to call her to hang out, but she didn't pick up. I hate getting depresshunned.

"Cameron told me to go away. I wonder if he's mad at me."
"Nahh, he's probably just depresshunning you. It happens to the best of us."

depresshun by ElzBells January 17, 2010

depressunk

a state of drunkness stemming from a long deep dissatisfaction with one's own life.

Damn, that girl really messed Keillar up good. He's been depressunk every weekend for about 10 yrs now!

depressunk by BeeKayGee November 7, 2010

depressaunt 

when you realize your grandparents have better social relationships than you

"Oh no, I have been diagnosed with depressaunt"

depressaunt by Gem's_definition December 15, 2023

depressaunt 

when you realize your grandparents have better social relationships than you

"Oh no, I have been diagnosed with depressaunt"

depressaunt by Gem's_definition December 15, 2023