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deploying units 

the act of ejaculation; masturbation; jerkin the terk; cleaning the pipes; etc.
"Oh God, it's Sky Lopez...time to deploy the units."

Droofing 

When a dog is asleep and dreaming and barks/woofs in their sleep
aww look at Sadie! she is Droofing in her sleep
Droofing by Jayb1rdie July 25, 2022
1. When there's this doof, usually named Ryan, that keeps saying stupid things in the context of group texts or social media.

2. When someone (often named Ryan) means to text their significant other a sappy message, but instead sends it to a group text with all their friends.
1. I heard people have started blocking Bryan from that Live Music group text, because he was constantly doofing the threads.

2. Ryan, stop doofing our thread with your lame emoji texts to Nikki!!!
Doofing by Dongknuckle April 18, 2017

Home-Depoting 

The act of reinforcing one's bed in anticipation of vigorous sex, especially involving interracial partners.
Dude, I can't play tennis today because I'm Home-Depoting my bed. LaKeisha is coming over tonight so I have to pick up some 2x4s.
Home-Depoting by bulletproof_7 September 7, 2018
"did you hear what john did yesterday? he was totally doofing!!"

"duuudee. lets doof together!"
doofing by greatday87 October 26, 2011

droofing 

The act of trespassing by climbing a wall onto the roof of a privately owned building while intoxicated or in possession of alcohol after playing 2 hours of Texas Hold Em.
Did you hear about those 5 kids who got caught droofing at Grover?
Yeah man, shit was so cash.
droofing by Adoran June 22, 2008