depastifying

v. (de-pay-stih-fie-ing) --
1. the act of dewhitening yo ass
2. tanning after a long winter of hibernation

After being in the office all winter and losing her Miami tan, Amy decided to go to a tanning salon to depastify her whiteness so she could go to the beach this summer without blinding all the people.

by Syda May 6, 2005