|1.||Customer Prevention Department|
AKA Sales Prevention Department AKA Credit Department
Most Companies have a sales department and there goal is simple. Take a product or service and present it to someone in need of your product or service. What many people do not know is every sales department has a nemesis, the customer prevention Department or Credit Department. Whose goal is to come up with a hundred reasons why the company should not sell to a customer.
Hey joe, Heard about that big sale, should be no prob getting that new boat next month.
Yeah 20 hours of negoation and I had it locked, then the Customer prevention department came along and out the fucking window it went.
|2.||Department of Corrections|
A bullshit ass corrupted department that dont know shit about the laws. They are the stupidest people on the earth.
The department of corrections is bullshit.
The Department of Corrections is corrupted.
|3.||coronado police department|
a police department in sandiego california.on a small island called coronado.the police are known to have a bad reputation mainly because they have nothing better to do but bust young kids and teenagers for riding a bicycle with out a helmet.there are way too many cops. and they are all pussys.
coronado kid:dood when i was bringing u this herb i saw 8 cops.
other kid:really?! how far did u go?
coronado kid:2 blocks!
other kid:I HATE THE CORONADO POLICE DEPARTMENT!
Departmend jumping: calling a store with departments at any random time and asking to be directed to a certain desk. When a person answers, get mad and ask for a different department. continue to
Person A: Im bored.......
Person B: Lets go department jumping! Get the number for walmart!
Walmart: "thank you for calling! how may i help you?
Person A: Could you please connect me to electronics ?
Walmart: "Electronics, how may i help you?"
Person A: WTF?! i asked for the garden center!! Could you transfer me to there?"
continue for however long you can!
|5.||The Give a Shit Department|
The department where people actually care about your problems.
Caller: Hi, I am having problems logging in to my facebook account.
Operator: Hang on let me transfer you to the Give a Shit Department
|6.||Unicorn Police Department|
The Unicorn Police Department is... A rogue alliance created by the notorious banished prince of the royal family and the 3rd in line to the thrown, Tommy Thorn. The back story of Thomas starts with His sister deacon, One day tommy was walking around in his mansion as a little 8 year old when the most unexpected thing occurred, An assassin broke into the castle and killed his mother and gave his sister a punch that made her think she was a guy. Tommy confronted his father asking him "Why was my mother killed? why was her personal guard reduced? why wasn't there any increase in her personal guards when you knew she was being targeted?" he replied "The strong kill the weak, she was weak." tommy yelled "Then i don't want to be strong i am renouncing my line to the thrown!" He yelled "YOU ARE NOTHING! you have never existed in my eyes! you cant renounce your line to the thrown because you never existed!" Tommy vowed he would exact his vengeance. He created the organisation to destroy the strong and protect the week. He is the Leader of The Unicorn Police Department.
The Strong will die and the weak will strive for that is the Unicorn Police Department Way!
|7.||Piddly Diddle Department|
Quite frankly, the bathroom. In a store, you you were peeing, you'd be making the noise "piddly diddly piddly diddly" in your favourite department.
"Excuse me, I must go to the Piddly Diddle Department to rid my bladder of its toxins"