Departing gift 

The act of someone farting immediately before leaving a room; leaving that special something to be remembered by.

John farted then left the room, he left a Departing gift

Departing gift by naitsirhc August 23, 2009

Departia 

Pronounced: (di-PART-shə)
A temporary disorder of the mental processes caused by vacation being less than one week away. Those with DEPARTIA typically exhibit lack of focus, impaired judgement, and incessant talking about their plans to co-workers.
Origin: from "depart", derived from "Dementia"
First used by TV Meteorologist Andrew Freiden

Don't rely on Tracy to file that TPS report on time. She's off next week and the departia has kicked in already.

Departia by GreatIdea June 19, 2014

Decaring 

The act of missing school under the guise of a school event or club, especially DECA

I went decaring last week to annoy my math teacher, but got screwed by the amount of work I have now

Decaring by Not Actually Mr Dickson March 11, 2015

Darting mitt

Fingering a girl

Bro 1: hey bro were you darting mitt last night?
Bro 2: yeah bro I fingered her for a while then she game me head

Darting mitt by Coochie man 2 October 7, 2020

Desperation Debating

A move during an argument or discussion whereby a person (almost always a woman) has absolutely no comeback and knows in a fair fight they're beaten, forcing them into a totally nonsensical, unrelated Hail Mary response. This strategy occurs when the person (almost always a woman) either realizes the other person is right and it's best to try to throw them off or when they're simply an idiot.

Fred calmly explained to his wife Mandy that her continued credit card expenditures at high end department stores would likely threaten the family's ability to pay their bills, and definitely end any chance of sending their children to college. Mandy, calling on the crown jewel of Desperation Debating replied, "Yeah? Well you have a small dick!

Desperation Debating by jfranksNbeans October 13, 2014

Pablo Demartino 

A little boy who likes 6 year olds and loves to fuck Dora as well.

That guy over there is a real Pablo Demartino

Pablo Demartino by Johnny Sins69420 October 16, 2020

hufman's theory of departion 

the action in which a person leaves a party or formal gathering while failing to inform others about his departure leaving them clueless and apprehensive about his abrupt vansishment from the vicinity.

while attending a party or gathering, one initiates hufman's theory of departion by simply fleeing in secrecy leaving his acquaintances completly ignorant to his dissapearence; this action also tends to piss people off as well.

hufman's theory of departion by PACELITE September 3, 2006