Desperanto 

A person or group who urgently want a word or phase to come into common usage, and because of this, overuse it, or use too obviously and inappropriately. AND YES I see the irony in all this.

"By the minty nipples of Marduk !" this McRib sandwich is delicious. And "By the minty nipples of Marduk !" so are these fries.

Why is he talking like that?

He's a desperanto.

Oh, That is sad, I'll buy him a small beverage.

Desperanto by Cuneus Stern October 12, 2013

deodorant malfunction 

Usually happens when there's not a lot of deodorant left on the stick. You're trying to put some on, you press just a little too hard, and the entire deodorant head snaps off, leaving you with nothing. This has happened to almost every guy who uses solid deodorant regularly, and is really annoying.

Dammit, I'm going to be so sweaty today, I had a deodorant malfunction this morning...

deodorant malfunction by just a worthless liar September 26, 2005

Deodorant

A thing people should not eat. EVER!

Virgil: you don't eat deodorant.
Remus:well maybe you don't. Haha

Deodorant by Remy=StarBucks February 18, 2020

deoderant 

something you put on so you wont smell like dennis rodman when you sweat.

hey you smell like chicken fricasee wear some deoderant next time.

deoderant by sowhatifisaidthat November 18, 2004

Deodorant Dingleberries 

The small crumbs of roll-on deodorant that cake up inside armpit hair after usage.

I wanted to look good for my girlfriend, but the deodorant dingleberries were hanging off my armpit.

Deodorant Dingleberries by Guy Fresco January 25, 2008

Desperanto 

The use of unrelated words from a variety of languages, including English, in the same sentence to attempt to convey meaning while in a non-English speaking country. Often delivered in a panicky attempt to be understood.

Bill: Dude, how will we find the right train?

Alice: Don't worry, I speak Desperanto: Hola, ou est le train pour Barcelona bitte? A quelle hour does it salga por favor?

Desperanto by Dr C-K April 18, 2009

deoderent stick 

when a man lathers his dick up for fresh sex

betty wanted cleaner dry anal sex from mark, so he lathered up his dick and prepared to give her the deoderent stick

deoderent stick by cords April 1, 2005