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A word used to rip off inexperienced potheads.
Dealer: Here you go man.
Pothead: Are you sure this is an eighth?
Dealer: Yea,it's really dense man.
Pothead: Well let me whip out my scale. (Places nugs on scale. Scale reads 2.7g.
Dealer: I'm sure it's dried a little.
Pothead: Yeah right. (Knocks dealer to the floor)
by Twibbix September 19, 2004
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People are really dense.
by lilmissjessi July 17, 2003
415 178
Someone who lacks common sense, acts like an idiot and makes a fool of themselves without realising.
I cant believe she cheated on him and didn't tell him for month, she thought everything would be okay, shes sooo dense.
by *Taylor_Kimi* January 12, 2006
360 187
if used as a figurative (of a text), then dense means it's hard to understand because of a complexity of ideas...

if dense is used as figurative (of a person), then dense means that it's difficult to explain anything to that person because they can't make sense of complex ideas (because their head is too "dense" or "thick" to get anything through)

It does not mean stupid although it is often used to describe people who are also stupid. For example, a lawyer who argues what the word "is" means could be described as dense. Stupid is lacking in intelligence whereas dense infers that a person's head is too thick to teach anything to him/her.

People who exhaust you by asking for further clarification on anything from policies and procedures by asking questions they wouldn't ask had they understood your previous answer to one of their previous questions are dense - their skulls are too thick to get anything through to their heads so they don't understand even the simplest lowest common denominator definitions!

A dense person is the opposite of an airhead, although about as useful.
If you had to read this definition several times to understand it - and you still don't really understand it, it is because you are dense.
by unicornmoans April 23, 2010
234 92
not exactly stupid, the person can be book smart but can also be: thick headed, clueless, lacking common sense, unable to catch onto hints
Caty: So has he catched on that you like him yet?

Helen:'s so dense..
by nomnomnomcake:D November 19, 2011
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1. adj. slow, thick, dumb
2. n. a) a really slow person (who should most likely be hit on the head with a frying pan)
b) my friend Dennis who likes to type with his head flat on the table shouting I AM GOD!!!
Dense really should find a g/f before I throw him from the roof and set my (carniverous) rabbit on him.
by Spacey February 22, 2004
134 107
Whenever someone say's something retarded
Tim: How are you watching that song while reading that book?
Me: Obviously I'm listening to the song while reading the book.
Oh man it's getting really dense in here.
by LoOped October 02, 2011
30 54
something rad, gnarly, cool
by butthole1961 November 15, 2011
28 57