TV- today another danish guy crashed in the norwegian mountains and wreced his car and a lot of the beutiful scenery
Person 2: Why the fuck did you come back
Person 3: I'm gay dude (can use "swedish" interchangebly with gay)
Denmark is the nicest country! Yes I know people think they are racist but its BS.. They were just worried because some of the suicide bombers would wear the Arab clothing just as disguise. They're just not comfortable with that- can u really blame them? Lets keep some security.
2. Object of lame pastry jokes (i'll slap anyone who dares make one)
3. Home of the Danes and rolling hills
* Danish spelling is Danmark
If you make one more Danish joke, I'll slap you!
I'm from Denmark!