1 definition by Seawolf DK

Denmark

1. A beautiful, kick-ass kingdom on the Baltic
2. Object of lame pastry jokes (i'll slap anyone who dares make one)
3. Home of the Danes and rolling hills

* Danish spelling is Danmark

Denmark is beautiful.
If you make one more Danish joke, I'll slap you!
I'm from Denmark!

by Seawolf DK April 14, 2005