Demetrios 

Heroic modern name derived from the ancient Greek hero "Demetrios the vigorous", who in his legendary journeys, defeated Flatulos the eight nippled beast of Mycenae and neutered the Cycladic ogre known as Testiclees the mighty. Bearers of the name Demetrios are imbued with the power that this name has bestowed upon them and are well regarded for their many incedible feats of manliness. People who have this name are known to be accomplished, desirable, magnificent and noble. Never engage in a test of wits with a Demetrios, for he will pants you, and all the world will see your cocktail frank and or vajoojoo.

Man #1: "I don't understand it. All the women in my family are pregnant at the same time, even my Grandma!"

Man #2: "Say, didn't some guy named Demetrios move in next door to you recently?"

Demetrios by Leo Batfish III February 3, 2010

Demetrios 

A person who is a liberal, pro-union, anti-religion douche and has to intentionally say wrong things because they are so obviously stupid it can't be comprehended to the well educated.

There is a Demetrios protest at Bush's ranch tonight. We won't leave until we believe our own lies!

Demetrios by jjd002 April 11, 2009

Demetrios S Kontos 

GayLord, who says random crap at the end of the bus and ends up being bullied but you're still friends with him because you feel bad. He's the kind of person that would go touch kids around the block and blame it on the icecream man who always sells ice cream to little kids outside school.

omg theres a demetrios
Demetrios S Kontos: wierd kid

Demetrios S Kontos by Digital_Grim October 5, 2017

Demetrios 

A creature that enjoys commuting sexual acts in the office. Regularly services ladies in the office

*knock* x3

Demetrios Howard: Ayo what do you want? *buttons up shirt and takes a breath*

Cadet: uh nothing sergeant *looks at woman standing in room facing away from door*

Demetrios by A1 Avenger August 6, 2022

Demetrios

A word that describes a hardworking ADHD lunatic leader that can do it all, but is always as humble as a bumble. Even while gloating about there abilities and humbleness they are still humble. The only down fall of being a demetrios is being scattered brained and tender feelings.

Only thing that demetrios can’t do is take care of a dog.

That hardworking boastful man over that is almost a demetrios

Demetrios by Olered15 March 13, 2026