demimockracy 

A form of government, closely related to the traditional representational democracy, in which the system represents the views of half or less than half the populace due to low voter turn-out. This may be due to any number of factors, including, but not limited to war, martial coercion, and apathy.

“Like, a little over half the eligible voters got off their butts long enough to vote? That is such bs. We’re such a demimockracy.”

demimockracy by R.C. Tate October 11, 2007

deMockracy 

Derived from verb: to Mock, to treat with contempt or ridicule.
A democracy that is only democratic on the outside but treats it's citizens like crap.

It doesn't matter who you vote for in the U.S of A(s if), or if you vote at all, you get the same shit stuffed down your throat anyway, this is a demockracy

deMockracy by Paarse Frikandel March 4, 2011

demockracy 

A mockery of the political system of democracy. Can be used in two ways:

1- to ridicule a country's system which is an oligarchy or aristocracy, masked as democracy.

2- to ridicule the idea of democracy as a progressive, humanistic political system.

1- When the final candidates you get are Trump and Hillary, it clearly shows the politics of USA have degraded from democracy to demockracy.

2- A system of governmen of sheeple, by the sheeple, for the sheeple. Yeah, that's demockracy for you.

demockracy by Troll Pumpkin November 27, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016