Ejaculation caused by stimulating the penis with ones own hand.
The lady wasn’t putting out last night so I hand delivered one myself.
by uniberg February 24, 2011
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It is a challenge highwaymen would use when robbing Meaning make a stand eg go for your gun or deliver your valuable be hand over your watch and wallet yet everyone says stand and deliver which contradicts itself
by Hermann ss July 22, 2018
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adj: to inflict serious pain on another
When I catch the guy who stole my television, I will deliver the smackdown on him
by Peter 'Valenn1' C. November 23, 2003
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Someone who always comes through. A person who means what they say...a true homie. They'd never leave you in the cold cuz they're not trifling.
You fuck up bad one night and end up owing a big motherfucker lots of money. You go and complain to your buddy, and he helps you come up with the cash ... any way he can. He delivers and you don't end up dead.
by westernclassics October 14, 2009
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If you are left on delivered for a hour or more It definitely means that the person hates you and just want you to go away .
You can definitely die from being left on delivered as it causes a extreme heart disease
Yooo did u hear about Jess she died yesterday cause she got left on delivered !
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