Law of Deliveries 

Anytime you're waiting on something to be delivered, it will be late or take longer. (Watched pot never boils).

I'm tracking my order but the law of deliveries has taken it. No idea when it'll get here.

Law of Deliveries by Mastertexan July 24, 2024

on delivered

a texting term meaning that someone has not responded for hours or in the worst cases days 😭

i’ve been on delivered for a week it’s cool tho she’s probably just taking a shower

on delivered by hey buddy 111 June 6, 2021

left on delivered 

When you've been snapchatting/texting with your crush and she doesn't even want to open your snap/text.

Worse than being left on read, believe me.

Yo, tanya left me on delivered mane i need your help!

Nigga really be drinking toilet water while being left on delivered

left on delivered by nelo. January 2, 2019

left on delivered 

Worse than being left on open. They are definitely avoiding you, They can’t evn be bothered to open your text! Usaly can tell if it says they are still active on social media or have done other things eg. Post on story, text in group chat.

Omg I was texting her last night and, she left on delivered

left on delivered by The.Bright.Light December 1, 2018

Delivered on the Wrong Side of the Vagina 

It's like waking up on the wrong side of the bed, except it's for life.

Bitchy Girl: Ugh. Can't sleep.
Clever Boy: Stroke yourself.
Bitchy Girl: Get a life.
Clever Boy: Done. Got it at Walmart.
Bitchy Girl: Awesome.
Clever Boy: Someeeeone got delivered on the wrong side of the vagina.
Bitchy Girl: How rude are you right now?
Clever Boy: Enough to be called rude. I guess that's obvious, though.

At this point I'd recommend a snack. Say, doritos. Or yogurt. Yogurt has the potential to be healthy and delicious at the same time.
Bitchy Girl: Honestly, fuck off.
Clever Boy: You should have your own show on MTV.

Delivered on the Wrong Side of the Vagina by TheDonald June 12, 2009

signed, sealed, and delivered 

an expression which means that a particular matter has been taken care of.

"Hey, did you finalize the purchase of the estate yet?"

"Yep, the title now officially belongs to me.....signed, sealed, and delivered!"

signed, sealed, and delivered by Bungalow Bill September 4, 2006

left on delivered 

When somebody doesn't like you or want to talk to you but keep it to themselves and are too scared for some reason to leave you on open/read

"i'm so sad, I got left on delivered by Jo"
"Good. Now you know she was never worth your time"

left on delivered by Oooooopoo June 1, 2020