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shit delirium 

Sudden severe confusion that occurs in one's brain when someone has to shit very badly and access to a bathroom feels unattainable. Someone with shit delirium may do unexplainable things.
George had to shit like there was no tomorrow. He was up to his eyeballs in shit. He displayed shit delirium when he inexplicably tried to unlock an unrelated lock that went nowhere when the bathroom was only a few steps away.
shit delirium by JoeyD-PSC November 20, 2010
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deliriant 

A drug that inhibits acetylcholine, a neurotransmitter used in the vision, hearing, and memory. This causes vivid hallucinations completely indistinguishable from reality, and usually extremely uncomfortable side effects like restless legs, drowsiness, sensitive eyes (expect to wear sunglasses for days after trying datura), unquenchable thirst, and dry, sticky eyes. The most common hallucinations are small insects, but the hallucinations grow more intense as the dose increases. Users may talk to people who aren't there, see zombies clawing at their windows, smoke phantom cigarettes, see blood dripping from the ceiling, etc.

People take these for fun, but most of them never do it again. The experience is certainly not recreational, but it's like asking people, "if you could live a nightmare in real life, would you?" Some will say yes.

Most deliriants are cheap and fully legal. They include diphenhydramine (Benadryl), dimenhydrinate (Gravol), datura (jimson weed) and amanita muscaria (fly agaric mushroom).
Take it from me, don't try deliriants.
deliriant by stormchasar May 19, 2010

H2O Delirious 

A mysterious & cool youtuber who wears a blue jacket & a mask from Friday The 13th.
Do you know H2O Delirious?

Isn't he that guy with the Jason mask?

Yes! That's him!
H2O Delirious by Mitchel11 June 2, 2017

H2O Delirious 

Is that H2O Delirious over there? I love him.
H2O Delirious by Delirioush2o February 2, 2013

deliciassness 

Given the choice between attending an opera or a ballet, most uncultured guys will go for ballet – simply for the ballerina’s deliciassness.

academic delirium 

The excited, confused, inappropraite state of mind a medical student reaches during finals time. It is a syndrome of acute onset characterized by uncontrollable gchating, youtubing, facebooking, google+ing, sneaking food in the library, as well as an exponential increase in the amount of breaks to "make peepees", due to caffeine overdosing. The syndrome can be aggravated by accelerated medical school programs of the caribbean nature. In this case, those affected, rather than actively working on a tan, are working on a DVT directly correlated to sitting on a desk for 22 hours straight. Complete resolution and healing is expected within 7-10 days post examination. Recovery is accelerated by alcohol, sleeping, stuffing one's face with food, and avoiding all direct and indirect contact with studyproducts and the such. Condition is highly infectious.
Frederica: What time are you going home?
Me: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....... Academic delirium currently in progress...............have to get through another 86 hours of adaboobies, yakaboots, pandybear, and da beevs. Wanna get another coffee?
She is a very sweet and kind person. She is really funny and knows how to dance. She Loves hanging out with friends but her dumb ass parents prevent that. She will make you smile every spray and it is easy to be weird with her
Hey what’s good Delicia?
Delicia by Yo wuts good May 11, 2019