dehydration station

An empty water station, that makes you feel dehydrated when you try to take water from it

the hydration station is currently a dehydration station

by hungryhippo12 April 18, 2017

dehydrated dick

the dick of a guy who drinks nothing but soda.
most likely also has toxic waste cum.

"the guy I sucked off last night had dehydrated dick asf."

by er1ko February 7, 2021

Cuddle dehydration

The shrivelling of ones person after not getting love and cuddles.

Come upstairs quickly! I’m shrivelling up from cuddle dehydration (JAKE)

by Splodgiefram June 28, 2021

dehydrated walrus

A subspecies of women that weighs at least 200 lbs, and can't seem to drink enough alcohol as if she were dehydrated. She is also loud, obnoxious, and a complete cock block. She will purposely sabotage you from hooking up with any of her friends and insist you buy her more drinks because nobody will fuck a dehydrated walrus.

"I will never get a shot with Mary. Her friend, the dehydrated walrus, is killing my bank."
Bar tender - "Sorry sir we have no Shmirnoff, Bud Lights, or Twisted Teas. That pack of dehydrated walruses have damn near drank this bar dry!"

by Biff Spankskn aka Gator February 19, 2014