Deformed Ham 

Someone who is so fat they look like "shapes" instead of a person.

Ryan: Look at that fat bitch over there.

Joel: Oh God! That's gross how can you tell that's a person?
Cub: I'm going to be sick!!!

Joel: What a deformed ham!

Fenno: I'd still hit that.

Deformed Ham by Allinghammer September 27, 2014

super deformed 

In anime and manga, when a character is drawn cartoonishly short, about 3 heads high and has deexagerated limbs (i.e. having mitt-like hands, or long stubs for arms). Characters are often shown super-deformed when characters get in comical situations. Often used interexchangibly with chibi, though technically, they're twoi separate, yet similar things.

super deformed by Danny Sotelo May 4, 2003

Defoed 

The act of having a midnight dalliance with a professional football player

Danielle lloyd has been defoed once again

Defoed by dariamorgandorfer January 12, 2011

Deformed pinkie 

A very small dick. At one's first sight, looks like a pinkie that has been slammed into the door.

Emily: When I first saw Jason's dick, I thought it was a deformed pinkie!

Deformed pinkie by amanda gyinuss December 24, 2010

Deformed Dog 

A meme where a guys cute doggie stands on HIS burgers

Some Guy: This is my cute doggie standing on HIS burgers

Another guy: deformed dog lmao

Deformed Dog by Mikufigurine April 6, 2022

Deformed 

Someone whos name is crystal looks like a duck talks alot of shit about other ppl but clearly has never looked in the mirrior has the weirdest shaped body u will ever see

Hey is that deformed no thats crystal😉😌

Deformed by Tmv hoes November 22, 2018

deformed man's toilet

The official name for accessible toilets in China, translated literally from its original Chinese-language counterpart.

Kyle: Hey, I took this disabled guy into the deformed man's toilet yesterday.
Chris: Why are you calling accessible toilets that?
Kyle: Just because I want to. I love going to the bathroom in China.

deformed man's toilet by The Real Driller January 10, 2022