deflicted 

Portmanteau of "defective" or "defunct", and "afflicted".
A derivation from Frank Zappa's 1974 album Apostrophe, on which the Fur Trapper infamously rubs his deflicted eyes.

"Well, the fur-trapper stood there, with his arms outstretched across the
frozen white wasteland, trying to figure out what he was going to do about his deflicted eyes." from Nanook Rubs It by Frank Zappa.

deflicted by Mike September 10, 2003

deflicted 

slang for "messed up"

That bus is very deflicted; it lools like it is gonna break down.

deflicted by Joe Butler February 13, 2004

deflicted 

deflicted means retarded

you are so diflicted

deflicted by Angela March 30, 2005

Diflicated 

To be difficult and complicated at the same time.

Why do you have to be so diflicated all the time.

Diflicated by Jay T. Bear June 19, 2014

Deflated beaver 

When you get your ladies beaver all hot and horny and then you stick in your 1 inch cock - she realizes what a disappointment and therefore her beaver becomes deflated

I gave my girlfriend my massive 1 inch cock which led to a deflated beaver

Deflated beaver by Wingnut 13 June 1, 2019

Deflated 

My tits

Once lovely round grapefruits with nipples pointing clearly straight ahead

Now like used condoms dangling from my clavicle with the nipples clearly pointing south

Breast feeding is great for the kids but horrendous for your tits

My tits are so deflated when I sit down my nipples land in my tummy button

Deflated by Working Class Hero January 8, 2021

reflicted 

A mix between being retarded and conflicted. Generally stupid or goofy acting.

Frank thinks dating a married woman is exciting. He is so reflicted!

reflicted by Mandy May 13, 2005