Definite Maybe 

The time honored 'Definite Maybe' is used when RSVP'ing to parties and events. It has all the confidence and decision of 'Definite' coupled with the flakiness and ability to back out of a 'Maybe'. RSVPs: Going, Not Going, Definite Maybe.

Your friends know you'll show up to the shindig, you just want them to beg you to come so you feel wanted. You were planning on going the whole time, but that's not how you operate. No, not you. The surprise party started at 8pm, but you know better and show up at 10pm and surprise THEM with your presence. Now that's thinking ahead.

You're the life of the party... whether you're there or you're not. You're a Definite Maybe.

Rhett is a Definite Maybe for the party tonight. I definitely know he'll maybe be here. Classic Rhett.

Dude, don't make me beg. I know you want to go to the party, stop being such a Definite Maybe.

He didn't even show up for his own surprise party. A Definite Maybe through and through. What a legend.

Definite Maybe by Robthegreat December 31, 2013

Grand Theft Auto The Trilogy: The Definitive Edition

Known as one of the greatest horror games ever made, GTA The Trilogy The Definitive Edition triumphantly remakes three non horror games into horror games. With eerie rain indoors, mutant abominations of human beings, and some of the best AI ever, your perception of reality truly begins to warp into something beautifully terrifying, this is a must play for any horror fan, not to mention the graphics are some of the best in a game yet, as expected of Rockstar Games.

Grand Theft Auto The Trilogy: The Definitive Edition is a long ass name.

Grand Theft Auto The Trilogy: The Definitive Edition by Signup Man December 10, 2021

definitewee 

The way black people (such as Kern) say, or try to say, definitely. It is very fun to say, and can be pronounced def-in-it-we.

I definitewee didn't take da cookies playboi!

I definitewee did not tell you to sell.

I would definitewee put that booty in my face.

definitewee by Playboi March 1, 2008

A Definite No

A Definite No is when like something scares you, grosses you out, or pisses you off to the point of no return.

This guy threw up by my foot and I'm just like that's a definite no, I'm completely done with everything right now.

A Definite No by How the Misery begins January 19, 2014

definitive urban warfare 

Editing Urban Dictionary to win an argument.

"He told me that 'West Africa' meant buttsex with a relative, and when I checked Urban Dictionary, it said it did. But I suspect some definitive urban warfare has taken place."

definitive urban warfare by Hans Grub January 6, 2013

DeFiNiTlEy NoT

A term used by white girls to disagree or reject something, also use to show dominance over other white girls.

There was tea to be spilled in the cafe, and Ava was ready to hear it all sister spill... people started murmuring, and when she heard what Priscilla had to spill, she screamed with anger, “DeFiNiTlEy NoT”

DeFiNiTlEy NoT by Your free trial is over February 10, 2019

The definite article 

1. Fancy schmancy word your high school english teacher used (or uses) for the.

<Teacher>: Now do any of you remember what the definite article is?
<Student 1>: I don't fucking need to learn any of this fucking bullshit I'm droppin’ english next year!
<Teacher>: After-school detention sir.
<Student 1>: FUUUUUUUCK

The definite article by Slang Grammar Nazi May 25, 2018