The act of defficating in the filling tank of a toilet. The next time someone flushes it. They will get a suprise when the toilet refills itself.
Dude! I caught Jake double stacking my toilet again!
When one becomes aroused while dismissing of feces from their rectum, and thus masterbates while defficating.
Moopert is as described in the poem below:
poop is good
poop is great
i like to poop while i masterbate.
shit is smelly
shit is sweet
i like to shit while i beat my meat.
crap has corn
crap is crunchy
i like to crap while i spank my monkey.
terd is long
terd is lumpy
i like to terd when i shake my salami.
feces make sound
feces are sharp
i like laying feces while i shoot my darts.
logs are smelly
logs can sting
i like to drop a log while my yogurt i sling.
The act of defficating into a woman's vagina while she twists her partners nipples
"tim couldnt wait to go home and unload a switchback sally on his wife"
This is a sex toy, created by defficating into a condom, then placing it into a freezer until fully frozen. The condom is then removed from the frozen faeces and the object is used as a dildo by the sexually adventurous.
"Darling, that snow poo you froze earlier might be ready to use now!"
when you are taking a shit there is a distinct sound when the log hits the water and sounds like "gallopp" so when you're shitting, you are gallopping. taking a shit.
Defficating while rock climbing resulting in falling fecal matter.
I forgot my poop tube, so I had to let some mud falcons fly.