| 1. | Double Stacking | ||
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The act of defficating in the filling tank of a toilet. The next time someone flushes it. They will get a suprise when the toilet refills itself. Dude! I caught Jake double stacking my toilet again!
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| 2. | moopert | ||
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When one becomes aroused while dismissing of feces from their rectum, and thus masterbates while defficating. Moopert is as described in the poem below:
poop is good poop is great i like to poop while i masterbate. shit is smelly shit is sweet i like to shit while i beat my meat. crap has corn crap is crunchy i like to crap while i spank my monkey. terd is long terd is lumpy i like to terd when i shake my salami. feces make sound feces are sharp i like laying feces while i shoot my darts. logs are smelly logs can sting i like to drop a log while my yogurt i sling. |
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| 3. | switchback sally | ||
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The act of defficating into a woman's vagina while she twists her partners nipples "tim couldnt wait to go home and unload a switchback sally on his wife"
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| 4. | Snow Poo | ||
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This is a sex toy, created by defficating into a condom, then placing it into a freezer until fully frozen. The condom is then removed from the frozen faeces and the object is used as a dildo by the sexually adventurous. "Darling, that snow poo you froze earlier might be ready to use now!"
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| 5. | gallopping | ||
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when you are taking a shit there is a distinct sound when the log hits the water and sounds like "gallopp" so when you're shitting, you are gallopping. taking a shit.
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| 6. | Mud Falcon | ||
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Defficating while rock climbing resulting in falling fecal matter. I forgot my poop tube, so I had to let some mud falcons fly.
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