Your descendants rape defendants

The latest insult in the your mom gay series, if used against you, will instantly destroy you and your family and curses your children and descendants. Used to counter the latest

John: your mom gay
Tim: your dad lesbian
John: your granny tranny
Tim: your grandpap a trap
John: your sister a mister
Tim: your brother a mother
John: your niece obese
Tim: your nephew undress you
John: your family tree LGBT
Tim: your ancestors were investors
John: your descendants rape defendants
Tim: *dies in the most painful and slow way possible along with his extended family and their bodies are erased from existence*

Your descendants rape defendants by JDGDW May 25, 2018

Defeneministration 

Defeneministartion has two definitions

#1 It is the act of administering a defenestration

#2 The act of defenestrating a minister

Mahomie: Man I just tossed that minister out a window!

Sarspoon: NICE! Thats a sweet defeneministration!

Defeneministration by DjMcBabe April 11, 2011

Defenseman 

Any hockey player willing to punch a member of the opposing team in the face in order to protect their goalie

My friend is a defenseman

Defenseman by Panckae August 28, 2018

defenseagerness 

Eagerness to defend oneself against trivial events.

Johnny's defenseagerness causes him to get a knife when the doorbell rings.

defenseagerness by Dan D. Lyons June 5, 2008

defengeance 

Defending yourself (or others) by seeking revenge for something done to you (or others).

Ex. 1- Don: Jack Bauer and Batman just went on a mission to find and apprehend the crazy terrorist who bombed Gotham Los Angeles Plaza.

Bill: Yeah, they both seek defengeance for what happened. As long as the terrorist are out there we aren't safe.

Ex. 2- Whenever a member of a gang sees someone from a rival gang, he's obliged to defengeance himself. He must defend himself from a possible attack (whether immediate or in the future) by seeking vengeance on the rival gang member for all the pain the rival gang has cause him. It's a never ending cycle.

defengeance by thejumbalia January 20, 2013

Defendantly Drunk 

A state of intense inebriation that will almost certainly end in a visit to the courthouse.

Chad:"John was definitely drunk last night"

Rick:"John was DEFENDANTLY drunk last night, he wouldn't get his hands off the strippers and when the bouncer told him to leave, he said he was gonna piss in their concession stand... Sure enough, public urination and indecent exposure."

Chad:"Oh damn, when's his court date?"

Defendantly Drunk by Critton August 25, 2013

Defanstan 

a defanstan is someone who is obsessed with damon and stefan from the vampire diaries

side effects include - being horny, in love, crying, annoying

i’m such a defanstan i was crying over damon last night because of how beautiful he is

Defanstan by iminlovewithdamonx June 20, 2020