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defenescate

(v.) The act of throwing one's excrement out the window (especially when experiencing plumbing issues in another's home that may lead to greater embarrassment than the act of defenescating itself).
When the toilet failed to flush when I visited my future in-laws for the first time, I felt compelled to defenescate rather than own up to my unsightly mess.
defenescate by Misfits Doing November 23, 2022

defenestration 

The act of bodily thowing a person out of a window. Defenestration is best executed from a third story (glass) window as it breaks bones but allows the defenestree to limp away.

Defenestration first officially happened at the Defenestration of Prague in 1618, leading to the start of the 30 years war.
"I was told not to shoot the king's messenger, so I defenestrated him; he broke both legs. I do believe the king got the message."

"Gee, Larry, I haven't seen a good old-fashioned defenestration in a while."

defenestration by miss gunn April 27, 2008

defenceless 

the best song off walls, singer songwriter louis tomlinson's debut album, people with superior taste only can appreciate the beauty of this song.
you listen to defenceless? your taste in music must be superior!
defenceless by enchantedbylou November 1, 2020

Defence pudding

A pudding brought to stop others eating the your pudding, by providing them with an alternative pudding to eat.

Also known as a 'tactical desert.'
When your dinner companions order spoons so they can eat your pudding, you know it is time to order a defence pudding.
Defence pudding by The Waltonator January 11, 2010

defenestrated

The act of being thrown out of a window.
DUDE! That dead guy on the side walk was totally defenestrated!
defenestrated by Seamus McCabe August 1, 2004

Defenceless 

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Defenceless by timea February 6, 2021