Defacation of Character 

1. To take a dump on someone's character: "Tom Sucks"

2. To take a dump on a character: "Mickey Mouse Sucks"

3. Malapropism uttered instead of "Defamation of Character".

Cathy:You should be careful talking about co-workers, you could get accused of "Defacation of Character".

Hannah: Hahahahahahahaha, you said "Defacation of Character"

Tom: "To the Urban Dictionary"!!!!

Defacation of Character by Manhattantom April 8, 2013

defacation station 

The toilet

Excuse me, I need to retire to the defacation station.

defacation station by Lometogo April 7, 2017

immaculate defacation 

Pooping after having not eaten since your last major poop.

"Yo, where's Jude?"
"He went to take another poop."
"None of us have eaten in the last 24 hours, and we all used the loo before leaving!"
"Bruh, it's an immaculate defacation!"

immaculate defacation by TheCaptainWithTheAnchorTatoo March 12, 2017

get your defacation in order 

A kind way of saying "get your shit together."

"You better get your defacation in order before you get fired."

get your defacation in order by The worst English student January 20, 2022

Faux Defecation 

When one sits on the john for some amount of time before realizing they cannot release their fecal matter. The cause is sometimes constipation. However this is not always the case; the cause may be unknown. It is not uncommon for one to release gas during this period of time. Time elapsed before the epiphany varies greatly, experts suggest times from 1 minute all the way to a rare case in Japan in which the subject took over 27 hours (exact time is unknown). The mean is 11 minutes. The standard deviation, or σ, is approximately 7 minutes. Time does vary between species and sex.

(Whilst watching a football game)
John: Brb, I gotta take a dump. *10 minutes later*
Henry: Dude wtf are you doing? You just missed Janet Jackson's boob!
John: Damn I can't shit!
Henry: Oh man, you must have a case of Faux Defecation

Faux Defecation by gingyman January 9, 2010

anti-defecation league 

An organization dedicated to protecting non-terrorists who find themselves on government shit-lists.

Now that I have unfairly been added to a gubmint shit-list, the only place I can look for help from is the Anti-Defecation League.

anti-defecation league by LaughingAloud August 18, 2017