Deever (Noun) it is a type of person that is so fucked up that you wonder how they have lived as long as they have. They frustrate everyone around them and make people want to hurt people. It is the type of person you can’t trust with a paper clip because they are so dumb they would probability stab themselves in the eye.
Dude why did you let Deever drive the truck you know he is going to crash, the last time he sat on the stick shift.
by Richard McStuffins December 21, 2022
1. An unexpected - and generally unwanted - gift or surprise.
2. 10lbs of excrement in a paper sack that has only a 5lb capacity.
2. 10lbs of excrement in a paper sack that has only a 5lb capacity.
Kid: Did you get me the bike I wanted for my birthday?
Dad: No, but I got you a nice, steamy deever.
Dad: No, but I got you a nice, steamy deever.
by FischStick April 10, 2009
by Eric Baal November 1, 2001
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