dextard 

an individual whos consumed large amounts of dxm over a period of time and now their mind is mostly failing. these people are eerily insightful and at times overly righteous.

dont worry about him, hes a dextard.

dextard by ani-cow January 11, 2008

Deretardify 

To undo, or fix a situation when someone stupid takes something simple and uses their moronic cunning to fuck it up.

I had to go into work and it took me hours to deretardify the program that Wayne butchered like an aborted fetus.

Deretardify by The Wonely Waynger April 3, 2009

Demtard 

Most members of the Democratic Party.

Any individual that subscribes to the politically correct prattle of the Democratic Party, without question.

A teacher in Elmira, New York asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.

Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...again.

Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not a Demtard."

The teacher asked, "Why aren't you an Obama fan?"

Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican."

The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.

Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican can, so I'm a Republican."

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me a Demtard"

Demtard by CatBoners June 4, 2009

Demtard 

A political activist that self describes as being a victim, or of being oppressed and afflicted by the belies of others. Someone that refuses to open their mind to simple facts and truths. A person that believes everyone is free to think as they choose as long as it is the same as they think. A person that can magically change form and or gender at will. A true definition of privilege. An ideal that rejects any and all traditional value.
Example: Because they were Demtarded, they could exempt themselves from anything at anytime they chose regardless of truth, fact, or anything they had said or done in the past.

Because they were Demtarded, they could exempt themselves from anything at anytime they chose regardless of truths, facts, or anything they had said or done in the past. A demtard believes they can justify anything with their feelings alone.

Demtard by FerroArts August 23, 2018

dietard 

Someone who talks on Alliance chat and is constantly ignored.

Dietard: Anyone want to get a group going?
Dietard: Anyone want to got to TOI?
Dietard: Should I +5 my Evil Spirits?
Dietard: WTB +4 Evil Spirits
Dietard: Hey Guys
Dietard: Whats up?
Dietard: Anyone here?
Dietard: Anyone got a group going?
Dietard: WTS B Crystals
Dietard: Hello?

dietard by BKs April 5, 2005

Detard 

It is a higher form of Retard, Its used when someone says or does the absolute, most stupidest thing ever. A dumb retard

Mike: “What do you think will happen if i jump out the 5 story window?”
Mike:*jumps out the fucking window* *nigga breaks both legs*
Karen: “You fucking detarded ass nigga”

Detard by juancena14 November 19, 2019

Detarded 

The act of being so stupid/retarded that it makes one who is retarded a genious.

Jim: "That guy eating dried concrete is detarded."
Joe: "True that."

Detarded by Michael Atchison April 27, 2006