Deep Sea Muff Diving: Water is wet and deep, so is your bitch's pussy. When you go muff diving on your woman's pussy, her cum is vast just like the ocean sea.
"Get yo towel bitch, cuz I'm goin deep sea muff diving' in yo great sea of pink."

"Im'a git my snorkel before I be deep sea muff divin' in that pink pussy !"
by J-Lez September 23, 2021
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A rather literal term referring to the action of deep diving in a common household underground storage tank containing fecal matter.
The use of this term is a great term to use to insult someone!
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Joey - Screw you Curtis, why don't you go for a septic tank deep dive you ass!
Curtis - I have chlamydia.

Milton - What do you do for work Henry?
Henry - I go for septic tank deep dives in peoples front yards!
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The exclamation shouted by an angry tech marketing droid when challenged.
You can cluster deep dive these nuts! you mother fucker
by MrPhilipsLikesGreaseV2 November 4, 2018
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Aimed mainly towards the act of pursuing in activity with femail genitalia.
"Damn bro, you seen Alondra the other on the gram?"

"Hell yeah. Im definitely DIVING DEEP IN THERE"
by Dj C Money January 2, 2017
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