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Decriminalize 

To remove a tiny fragment of a statutory problem, while maintaining the majority of the statute(s), and continuing the statute's use as a revenue generator for governments, police, prison guard unions, lawyers, the court system, and "potentially competing industries."

The harassment would still exist. Excuses like when a cop says "I thought I smelled something" would still be "uncontestable evidence usable in court." You'd still have your herb "civilly forfeited." You'll still get "ticketed." You'll still pay fines. "I thought I smelled..." would still entitle "authority figures" to car searches, home raids, body cavity searches, and everything else it currently does. You won't have a "criminal" record...but you'll still have an "offense record." And that "no longer a criminal" record will still be used against you, at every opportunity.
If we were to decriminalize cannabis today, the only thing that would change is that you wouldn't "immediately" be arrested or "immediately" get a "criminal" record. Everything else would remain basically the same.

Decriminalization is little more than a scaled-down version of legalize, used by those who don't understand that they really mean to say "Repeal".

This is because it still doesn't end the problem of cannabis prohibition, but allows it to continue almost completely unchanged while giving the public the mistaken impression that anything of actual substance has been changed.

eg: If you really want to see cannabis prohibition put to an end in your lifetime, we need to REPEAL the statutes that created, expanded, and maintained it over the last century. Then it'll be over.

We've failed to do "what we say we want" for over 50 years.

It's time we just got it done, so we can move on to the next global issue which desperately needs our attention. (Hint: There are at least one or two more of those we can easily tackle next; Banking fraud would be a good "next to fix" item!)
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Bieb Deceived

The equivalent of a Rick Roll on YouTube, but with a Justin Bieber video, instead of Rick Astley.

Can also happen on torrent when you think you are downloading a James Bond movie called "Never Say Never" and then find out it's a Justin Bieber movie.
Not again! I clicked on this video for the iPad 2 preview, and I was Bieb Deceived!

Decaring 

The act of missing school under the guise of a school event or club, especially DECA
I went decaring last week to annoy my math teacher, but got screwed by the amount of work I have now
Deceit Sanders (real name unknown) represents Thomas Sanders', well, deceit on the web series Sanders Sides.
"Deceit's a slimy boi, Logan! A slimy boi!"

"To the best of my knowledge, he does not excrete slime."

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"Deceit. Real classy of you to sneak up on a Side in the middle of house-keeping."
Deceit by Deceit Sanders August 13, 2019
One slimy snakey boi with a half snek face who pretends to be your dad but is not.
"Deceit is one slimy boi"
Deceit by ThatWeirdGayGirl December 10, 2018
A very nice kind intelligent girl, very serious about things, down to earth, independent, very fun to be around, serious about love and relationships.
She is determined and very dedicated. Believes no one can stop her progress .
Debrina is beautiful.
debrina by Bri brina April 24, 2017

Deceived Emotions 

Fake Feelings, when someone lies to you making you feel like they love or care about you in order to get personal gain over you
That girl dont really love Chris she’s showing deceived emotions