When it feels like you have to take a giant shit, but it's really just one turd and a giant fart behind it.
by TheNoobHunter April 13, 2017
When you wake up from a really deep sleep and have to take a nap before you can get up and start your day.
Similar to a deep sea diver stopping on the way up to decompress in order to avoid getting the bends.
Similar to a deep sea diver stopping on the way up to decompress in order to avoid getting the bends.
"Sorry I'm two hours late to work. I needed a decompression nap this morning"
"I silenced my alarm clock and took a decompression nap"
"I silenced my alarm clock and took a decompression nap"
by Hobojoe1985 February 3, 2020
When the pants have been successfully jettisoned, but the cargo bay door catastrophically fails prior to completing cheek to seat docking.
by WeinerParty November 18, 2022