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Deceived Emotions 

Fake Feelings, when someone lies to you making you feel like they love or care about you in order to get personal gain over you
That girl don’t really love Chris she’s showing deceived emotions

Nipple Deceiver 

One who fibs incessantly to the area in or around your titties
He just pulled my shirt down and whispered sweet nothings right into my areolas... It wasn't until it was all over that I realized that he was just Beelzebubing my boobies!

He's such a Nipple Deceiver!

We Deceive You Believe 

Instead of the standard Faux News line "We report, you decide" this is closer to what they actually do.
Fox News - We Deceive You Believe - the standard operating procedure at Fox News.
deliberately cause (someone) to believe something that is not true, especially for personal gain.
"I didn't intend to deceive people into thinking it was French champagne"
deceive by hxf November 12, 2013

deceiver 

Your ass tells you you need to fart, gotta let one go, and right now. Upon sphincter relaxation, you discover the backlog in there wasn't all just the 3rd state of matter. Nope. There was some liquid, and some solid, too. You have been...deceived. And you need to change your shorts, at a minimum.
"Where's Bob?"
"He went home to change his clothes. It was urgent."
"What happened?"
"Well he was in a meeting, and just had to fart, or so his ass promised him. Massive pressure. He finally lets 'er go. Well it turns out he shat some, too; he was deceived by his own ass into thinking it was just gas, but it had mass".
"Deceiver!"
"Yes, filthy deceiving ass. Never trust a fart!"
"Amen to that, brother."
deceiver by Le Fartier April 12, 2010

deceiver pic 

when a fat girl takes a pic (generally at high angle) to make herself appear non fat.
that girl has deceiver pics on her myspace page, ew.
deceiver pic by Tridot July 12, 2010