decadank

A mind-blowing desert that is both decadent and dank. A decadank desert is for those that like taking their sweet tooth and/or munchies craving to a higher level of full-sensory satisfaction.

"Last night Tracy, Rachel and Alyssa hooked up the illist decadank desert I've ever had... coconut bliss ice cream in between two homemade hemp double chocolate chip cookies, with fresh strawberries mixed with Godiva chocolate liquor... I had a really long deliciogasm and was sugarstoned till morning"

"Damn, that sounds dope as fuck, invite me over next time!"

"Sorry man, you're gonna have to find your own kitchen savvy princess posse to chill with bro, Im not sharing this poontacular tastycake."

decadank by veganic June 17, 2009

decadent 

over-indulgent, leading to molar decay

What a decadent box of cookies.

decadent by Shoe Sock You August 8, 2007

Decadent throbing piece of protoplasm

medical term:any patient in the i.c.u. unit.

Where is that decadent throbing piece of protoplasm i was consulted to see?

Decadent throbing piece of protoplasm by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

Decadent danny 

When one man, who is successful, shits in another man (who is useless)'s mouth. The unsuccessful man then fully swallows the shit. This shit is then puked back up into the first man's mouth, and the process is continued. It has been said that when Danny was feeling very frisky, he swallowed poop that was regurgitated 27 times.

Gay guy at the bar- "Hey danny, why don't you get a job?"
Decadent Danny- "Because, Gay guy at the bar, I am too busy chewing this large log that is entering my mouth. I will then swallow it, and puke it back up, so I can taste it again with my own puke; mixed with the puke of success. That way, I can at least taste the slightest bit of success, even if it contains my own excraments.

Decadent danny by MattacularMatt October 28, 2011

deadants

after taking a shit leave un-wiped for several hours, if done correctly, the shit left on your asshole should be rock hard. Find a victim (preferably asleep), squat over his face with your pants and jocks down, rapidly scratch your asshole and you should see small brown flakes of shit fall on the victims face. Then resulting in the victims face covered in deadants.

"at my friends sleepover party, I forgot to buy him a present so I left him a pile of deadants on his forehead".

deadants by Tom Mc Carthy August 1, 2012

Decadent 

Overly rich and flaunty. Like a rich asshole.

That rich asshole is pretty decadent.

Decadent by Vamos March 22, 2004

decadent slut

A decadent slut is a male or a female who enjoys sex to a very high standard. She enjoys the good things in life, like luxurious duvets and elegant table lamps. In the words of Angelina Jolie, 'a quiet glamour' but still remaining immensely highly sexed and up for any sexual occasion.

Maris invited Penelope round. Peneolpe arrived with her parasol and said: 'Is George here?' George hears Penelope's sultry tones from the billiard room and shouted: 'Maris! Is the decadent slut here?' Penelope shouts back: 'Present! Ready when you are!'

decadent slut by Decadent Slut December 9, 2010