Deathpacito 

Deathpacito, also know as Despacito 27, is a brutal way to die. If you are told to "Go commit deathpacito", you will immediately start to hurt all over your body. If the person dabs after telling you to commit deathpacito, you will suddenly start to sing Despacito 3 (also know as minecraftcito) and do fortnite dances until they die.

bob : lmao ur fat
jorge : go commit deathpacito *dabs*
bob : fucc
bob : *dies*

Deathpacito by Dropleto October 30, 2018

Deathmall

A legendary gamer who walks the earth.

Deathmall is the greatest.

Deathmall by Roger785 September 12, 2018

deathwatch 

The act of befriending really sick old people in the attempt that when they die they give you money, houses, cars, and or other items that you can use to keep funding your insane life style.

Hey honey!, I met this really old rich woman, she has no family, Sweet! let's put her on our deathwatch, I could use a vacation right now...

deathwatch by Goforitguy August 20, 2016

Craft Corner Deathmatch 

The best show style network ever had, but what did they do? cancelled after one (maybe not even a whole) season. It was a brilliant combination of original crafting with a badass set and hilarious host, Jason Jones (my pants!) Regular crafters fashioned lingerie out of whitey tighties, wedding cakes out of little debbie snacks, and designer jeans out of Jones' pants. Amber, the show's assistant, who brought out the piles of crafting options, is creepy, unemotional, and wonderfully inspiring, with a really great taste in eyeshadow. Whomever prevailed in the crafting duels at the end of the day faced off with the Craft Lady of Steel, a RISD graduate (who nearly always beat the regular old crafties.) All this and a prestigious panel of judges including knitting geniuses and fashion website owners made this show spectacular, a true winner.

It's a shame style network dropped Craft Corner Deathmatch, easily their best show ever, but they can keep that wretched Niecy Nash on the air.

Craft Corner Deathmatch by angry viewer August 13, 2008

Go commit deathpacito 

When u need to kill yourself you should go commit deathpacito xdddddddd

Person 1: i like to play Fortnite1!111!!!11!!11!1!111
Person 2: Go commit deathpacito

Go commit deathpacito by Gobsterattack November 21, 2018

deetsmachine 

(1) n. A machine that contains details about your friends.
(2) n. One of the boys.
(3) n. A term used to refer to a homosexual parter. See:"E Guy"

(1) Let me put it in my deetsmachine.
(2) Where is that deetsmachine?
(3) Hey deetsmachine whats your junk?

deetsmachine by Radoviginal October 2, 2009

deathmatter56 

a weird guy on youtube who attempted to break the world record for kicking his head over and over again. his videos are special, meaning "brain draining".

p1: " hey did you see the new deathmatter56 video?"
p2: " yeah, it sucked."

deathmatter56 by creepy carrie April 23, 2009