A "metal" band whose music caters to teenagers who want to appear "badass" despite being giant pussies, middle aged rockers who have lost all self respect and are going through a mid-life crisis, and whiny bitches who think listening to their music is cathartic. It's part of a new wave of metal for people who don't really like metal that much, but think it will make them look cool if they listen to it.
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The Way Of The Fist.
The group was oblivious, at the time, of the fact that this band would develop one of the fastest growing fan bases in Metal history, and lay a hammer-fist to the face of today’s Metal sound. The recording job was given to the great Stevo "Shotgun" Bruno (Mötley Crüe, Prong) and Mike Sarkisyan (Spineshank). The mixing and mastering was taken care of by ex- Machine Head/Soulfly guitarist Logan Mader. “The Way of The Fist” was born in 2006; all that it needed was a good management company to help push it onward.
Firm Music, a branch of The Firm (Korn, Staind) management, was just the backing that 5FDP needed. The band was signed with Firm Music in June of 2007. “The Way of The Fist” was released by July 31st, 2007, and quickly climbed into the Billboard 200, and became the most added metal record, all in its first week of release! The album also hit the #3 position on Billboard's New Artist/Heetseekers chart. “The Bleeding”, the first single off “The Way of The Fist”, landed in the top 40 on the Active Rock Radio charts, and has been climbing continuously since.

"Never Enough," Man. Dude broke the cardinal relationship rule and forgot our anniversary today time to throw that Five finger Death punch his way and kick that Train to the curb.
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Where you jab your hand up someone else's ass, but then, quickly forming your hand into a fist before it hits the anus. The resulting impact kills the person instantly. Ideal for a KO move.
Inspired by the term "anal death punch" and the band "Five Finger Death Punch" (an amalgamation of each phrase).
*InsertNameHere* gives person B a five finger anal death punch. B drops dead almost immediately.
by jedarus May 15, 2009
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When four fingers get vertically (plane style) inserted into your vagina.
Did you hear that Jenna got "four finger death punched" by her boyfriend last night?
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A Capital Punishment alternative to lethal injection. The individual on death row is punched repeatadly in the dick until flatline status has been reached.
Did you hear? Larry died of dysentery yesterday. Hey, at least it wasn't death by dick punch.
by Bon38 October 2, 2011
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The World Most Bad ass Song That Was Ever Created And That Has The Power To Completely Destroy Your Ear Drums No Matter What Level Volume Your On.
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