Five Finger Death Punch

They're a metal band. You either hate 'em or you love 'em.

Joe: I love Five Finger Death Punch, they kick ass!!

Dave: What the hell is wrong with you, they fuckin' suck!

(Joe and Dave then go on to rant about it)

by thenecanzurat November 8, 2011

Five Finger Death Punch

A band that will make you jizz.

Hater: Yo, listen to dis new rap son', it got dat lyric liek about gettin' yo hoes tah suck ya dick!
Me: No, I'm good. I'll just listen to some Five Finger Death Punch.
Hater: Dat heavy metal shit!? Listen tuh some real music, bruh.
Me: Have you ever tried to interpret their lyrics?
Hater: Wut dah hell does interepit mean, nig!?

by AntiDevoid November 13, 2011

five finger death stroke

To stroke a penis so well the man passes out when he cums

"I gave him the five finger death stroke so well that he was out for days"

by UrbanGram January 14, 2017

Five finger death punch

Getting fisted while on your period.

I heard that girl got five finger death punched.

by RustyyShacklefordd November 17, 2014

Five Finger Death Punch

Verb:

To play a cover song so badly, it ruins the original.

The band Five Finger Death Punch really Five Finger Death Punched the song "from out of Nowhere" by Faith No More.

by HGKnights July 30, 2012

Five-Finger-Death-Punch

The act of reachin' into and ripping out the central female sex organs by inserting 4 fingers into the womens vagina and the thumb of your same hand in the womens ass hole thus equaling 4 in the pink 1 in the stink. Then without hesitation continue to grab squeeze and rip out the vagina, gouch, and asshole area. Then with the removed vagina in hand quikly throw it at her and punch her in the face with your non throwing hand.

Dillon was fingering his girlfriend when he asked for a hand-job. When she denied his request he pulled a Five-Finger-Death-Punch.

by the five finger death punch man September 19, 2009

Five Finger Death Punch

A fucking amazing metal band. Krazy Kozmic Kat is too much of a faggot to understand that.

Guy 1:Wow, the number one definition for Five Finger Death Punch is written by Krazy Kozmic Kat. His name is too gay to even be on this page.

Guy 2: Yeah, he probably listens to lmfao and Alvin and the Chipmunks.

by Bassmasta57 December 6, 2011