Virus Dodging 

A desirable behaviour. Going out of your way to avoid being close to people. In the olden days (prior to the COVID19-era), it would have been seen as rude to cross the street to avoid being close to a person. There was a risk that you’d be perceived as a snob, or as a racist, or intolerant in some way of the person you were avoiding. However, in the COVID19-era and beyond, it is the best thing you can do! And it’s a bonus that no one can accuse you of being rude.

I was on my morning walk to keep me sane during the “self-isolation” period when I saw Chatty Cathy walking towards me. I crossed the street. At first, she looked a bit sad but then I hollered “it’s not you, it’s just that I’m virus dodging!”

Virus Dodging by Mandi Harmony March 22, 2020

dogina 

A dog's vagina. Similar to the catgina, but in canine form.

My friend's boxer has a huge, slobbidy dogina. It's gross.

dogina by Boudro18 December 18, 2013

dutch doging it 

when a unfit male and female decide to have doggystyle and get tired so they resort to doing a dutch oven and the male effectively ejacluates as a result of this

dude i got to hit the gym i was dutch doging it last night

dutch doging it by tabwasere September 18, 2012

dogingdom 

A word used to bait other retards, made by retards. Can be used for almost anything, prompting the question from others who are not in on it, "What is dogingdom?" This then leads to ridiculing the person who does not know what dogingdom is.

Anyone down for dogingdom?

Did you really just do that? What a dogingdom moment.

This truly is a dogingdom moment.

dogingdom by Dogingdom February 16, 2021

doginist 

A doginist is someone that believes that dogs should be treated as humans and not be bought with money.

Hey im a doginist

doginist by That-one-nikka January 7, 2020

dodging possum

the act or process of avoiding a clingy, needy, sexually ostentatious skank

Man, when is that woman going to leave me alone! I've been dodging possum all day.

dodging possum by Ffej April 5, 2004

Sucker Ducking and Dummy Dodging 

Verb

An activity involving avoiding people and excluding those from your group or circle who bring bad vibes.

Instead of acting out of hate, Chet Hanks wisely suggests that all people: “Just stay suck-a-duckin and dummy-dodgin.”

Or “Sucker Ducking and Dummy Dodging.”

Sucker Ducking and Dummy Dodging by SasquatchPrime April 14, 2021