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DarMonkey 

A hairy primate hick from the backwoods of Wisconsin. Known for his hairiness and his hickiness. Proceed with extreme caution and utmost prejudice against this ape-man-guy cuz he probably smells.
DarMonkey is hairy and ugly and a hick.
DarMonkey by DarMonkey January 29, 2004
A sexy ass boy with a big dick who gets money and girls but gets played by some girls he will have a crush on a girl who is good for him there name will start with J also is very good at sports
Darmon is beast at sports and gets hoes
darmon by Darmon bolaja May 5, 2018
A person who will beat you to death with 10,000 annoying questions. Drumond is a person who will drive you crazy with his Rainman like behavior while saying "Definately, Definately, Definately". Sometimes the word Drumond refers to a half man half Hamster being that lives predominantly in the higher elevations of the Crescenta Valley of California. Easy to identify by the unusually small pink hands of a hamster and a short pink tail wagging while driving his Toyota truck. Do not handle this animal they are known to "Head But" if threatened!
I already told you what to say when he calls, Dont go all Drumond on me with a million questions.
Drumond by Big Lovely July 6, 2011

Darmonkey 

uses the alias Xi2. a man/monkey with large, humorous lips sometimes used for travel, and to attract mates/final fantasy players. is often seen at the beach, surfing on his lips. pet-size darmonkeys will hang on your shoulder when sailing through the caribbean.
"You best start believin' in Darmonkeys,
YOU'VE GOT ONE!"
Darmonkey by T & H January 8, 2004

darmonkey 

A beast from the dark unknown, it puts chaplip on his hugmongous were-lips every year for 24 days. This chap-lipped behemoth is practically indestructdible unless your arsenal of weaponry contains watermelon or live chickens for him to feast upon.
Were-lips; Huge, hair out of proportion lips from the Congo
darmonkey by Unknown January 9, 2004

darmonkey 

I will kick supermans ass
darmonkey by - January 12, 2004