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Dark Lord 

There's approximately 745.3 Dark Lords in literature and pop-culture. I'll give you a run down of three (with a special guest at the end,) in order of creation.

Lord Sauron.
AKA: The Lord of the Rings, The Enemy, The Great Eye, The Dark Lord.
Traits: Bizarre ring fetish, kickass Mace of Pwnage, kickass minions of pwnosity.

Darth Vader
AKA: Anakin Skywalker, Lord Vader, The Dark Lord, James Earl Jones.
Traits: Lightsaber. Hell, everyone loves lightsabers... THE FORCE! Quotability to the max.

Lord Voldemort
AKA: You Know Who, The Dark Lord, He Who Must Not Be Named, Tom Riddle, Ralph Fiennes.
Traits: Bitchin' snake familiar, Near immortality due to splitting his soul, uh... cool eyes?

George W. Bush
AKA: Dubbyuh, Bushy, Bushy junior.
Traits: Horrible public speaking skills, inheriting the uncanny ability from his father to bring war to America, funny, sticky-outty ears.

I am the founder of the Dark Lord's union, PH34R MY 1337 H4xx0RZ $K!LLZ
Dark Lord by Alexander Girard January 11, 2006
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dark lord bill 

Bill Gates himself
d00d, i pirated xp and ripped off dark lord bill!
dark lord bill by neoprint April 27, 2004

The Dark Lord Chin Chin 

The dark Lord Chin Chin is the god of all people.
all hail The Dark Lord Chin Chin.

dark lord of the sith 

dark lord of the sith was the leader of the sith empire in the days before darth bane, after darth bane (who made the rule of two) both two sith where the dark lord of the sith, and if you don't know who the sith where, they are a gang in star wars who carry around laser swords
star wars begginer: what is a dark lord of the sith
star wars nerd: dark lord of the sith was the leader of the sith empire in the days before darth bane, after darth bane (who made the rule of two) both two sith where the dark lord of the sith
star wars fan but not nerd: google it

dark lord jesus

When Jesus decides to pull a Morgan freeman So he can fuck black bitches
john: Man Dark lord Jesus sure is one for them black bitches
dark lord jesus by I_No_Gay_Boi December 1, 2017

Dark Lord 

Nickname used to describe the Associate Dean of the College of Education at ULM. Most likely due to his color rather than his personality.
Ooh gosh, here comes the Dark Lord again!
Dark Lord by The Masked Intruder! October 25, 2011

Dark Lord of the Friend Zone 

An otherworldly pan dimensional being of such infinite prowess that they have mastered all known aspects of the metaphysical consciousness altering sexless void, known as the friend zone. He has shattered all pre conceived notions of barriers, limits and rational ability considering all relations, religions and retaliations concerning the female sex; or sex at all.
Dark Lord of the Friend Zone: Wanna go to Comic-Con?
Girl: OMG YES! Can we share a room, im strapped for cash
DL: Uh yea sure
Girl: If we share a bed, that can drive the price further down
DL: That sounds great!
Girl: OMG I cant wait to meet some hot nerds!

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