Ted - Hey Jerry! Have you seen Martin ?
Jerry - Yep. I was at Martins this morning. Seen him through the window wrestling his pants, trying to get them on.
Ted - probably getting caught up on his ol, low hanging, dirty Johnson...
Jerry - oh? You mean his Dirty-Dangler?
Ted - Exactly. His Dirty-Dangler
Jerry - Yep. I was at Martins this morning. Seen him through the window wrestling his pants, trying to get them on.
Ted - probably getting caught up on his ol, low hanging, dirty Johnson...
Jerry - oh? You mean his Dirty-Dangler?
Ted - Exactly. His Dirty-Dangler
by CheizKake May 13, 2022
The action in which one whips out their mega long dong shmeater and wraps it around another’s neck and proceeds to hang them for their erect meat
by Goofiestofgoobers69 April 19, 2022
by flyingspaghetpastafarian September 14, 2022
A person who metaphorically waves something in front of someones face that could result in feelings of inferiority or envy.
A person who is mocking someone's ability to not get something.
A person who is mocking someone's ability to not get something.
My sister was showing off her freedom to go out and party while I studied. What a candy dangler. LMAO
by Delisandwiches March 2, 2021
A guy who is:
a. Smart like google
b. Good at judo
c. Too young for his own good
d. Annoying as hell
e. Cross eyed from staring at screens
a. Smart like google
b. Good at judo
c. Too young for his own good
d. Annoying as hell
e. Cross eyed from staring at screens
by aa1345 June 26, 2023
by IceBlue112 March 5, 2014
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