A build up of shit and toilet paper bits on the back of the seat,
when you wipe your ass with cheap toilet paper.
when you wipe your ass with cheap toilet paper.
Man, at work there's always toilet dander on the back of the seat, because my boss buys the cheapest fucking toilet paper.
by 70mach1 September 30, 2011
Small particles of scrotum skin, boogers, pubes and disgusting what not that accumulates in your workplace shared keyboard, desk/desk drawer. It also resides on the computer mouse and floor under your workstation due to gravity and people that grope and fidget with their nuts a lot while at work.
by Jack Finhorn October 5, 2018
When you proceed to fuck your best friend in the has with metal baseball bat that has been in a freezer for 24 hours.
by Dirty Dander April 26, 2022
The artifact left behind on ones hands after eating a crumb producing food. Flakes are expelled by rubbing ones fingers together or any sudden movement of the hand; much like dandruff on the scalp.
Leo made it snow after eating Triscuits by rubbing his fingers together over Mads homework paper, covering it in his hand dander.
by Nookus March 3, 2012
The Dandelion King. Also reffered to as: T son, Peters, Skeeters or the big Shmee.
Fancies a nice round of golf and shredding it up on the slopes. Also enjoys spending time after class in the man hole.
Common activities include taking a stroll with a Bud and kickin it with a roll of dro.
Fancies a nice round of golf and shredding it up on the slopes. Also enjoys spending time after class in the man hole.
Common activities include taking a stroll with a Bud and kickin it with a roll of dro.
Cap'n Danders: "Don't pack up, you have homework, page 563 number 1-6"
Kid: "Wtf Shmee, number one goes up to g!!"
"hey wanna hang after school?"
"sorry i cant i have to go talk to the Capn in the man hole"
"did you see that movie this weekend?"
"yeah it was such a Danders movie"
"i started drinkin a beer and then i stopped cause i didnt want to look man-preggers like Ice-T"
"dude, he looks like fuckin Shmee"
Kid: "Wtf Shmee, number one goes up to g!!"
"hey wanna hang after school?"
"sorry i cant i have to go talk to the Capn in the man hole"
"did you see that movie this weekend?"
"yeah it was such a Danders movie"
"i started drinkin a beer and then i stopped cause i didnt want to look man-preggers like Ice-T"
"dude, he looks like fuckin Shmee"
by Dr. Love ;) June 24, 2009
I tried on a black dress for a work event I had coming up and when I took it off, I noticed I left some Muff Dander.
by HarpCity January 26, 2019
Man, that wookie dander over there is telling me I have really big feet, although he doesn't have any.
by cityclass March 20, 2005