Dandelion 

An annoying bright yellow flower that is the enemy of all gardeners and yard owners. They seem relatively harmless and pretty at first but once they grow up, your yard ends up being puffball heaven. Or not.

Cindy: "Aren't those dandelions beautiful?"
Daniel: "OH NO DON'T YOU DARE DO NOT BLOW THEM PUT THAT DOWN RIGHT NOW"
Cindy: "But I love dandelions..."

Dandelion by tangentjif April 19, 2017

Dandelion 

The plant that spreads the most pollen because it comes apart so easily like soggy bread.

Person A: Does Cindy like Daniel?
Person B: Yea
Person A: Dandelion is true

Dandelion by Aarcy April 19, 2017

dandatiatory 

(adj.) The implicit act of being extremely and openly dandy

English class certainly isn't quite as dandatiatory as expected; perhaps we should quit the class.

dandatiatory by Bjamoba the Imperial Conquerer December 12, 2016

dandylions

Lions that are extremely happy or playful.

Fred and I went to the zoo and saw some dandylions there.

dandylions by garr8skot January 22, 2009

dandelionlighters 

Dandelionlighters (dandi for short) is a genius, an inspiration and a hero to all. Dandi is the incredible author of Cast yourself (you are a spell), the brilliant hosie and harry potter fan fiction ever created (certainly better than JK Rowling's) with over 4K kudos (but deserves more if you ask me).

"OMG did you see dandi just updated a new chapter of hosie hogwarts, it was incredible!"
"Dandi please dont kill Josie off :("

"Dandelionlighters is my hero!"

dandelionlighters by hosieendgame October 26, 2020

Dadalicious 

A "dad" or "father" that has managed to stay hot, hip, happenin' and relevent despite his children's claims that he has "no game".

Check out Neill's dad... he is still so cool! He is dadalicious!

Dadalicious by tigertide January 28, 2011

Dandelion Cock 

A long thing penis with a large bell end.

"I saw Gareth in the showers earlier, fuck me he's got a dandelion cock"

Dandelion Cock by Jim Keats October 9, 2014