A panacea; a cure-all for all of life's problems. Also used to permanently cure one's oxygen addiction.
This drug is available by prescription only. Please consult your doctor or your gay lover before taking dammitol.
Side effects include stiffness, a tendency to assume room temperature, and an overpowering urge to take a celestial dirt nap.
That was the third time that that gomer showed up in my emergency room. So I told him to take two dammitols and not to call me in the morning.